everyone’s got that couple of fanfics that you just read over and over even though you practically know it by heart because it’s so perfect it’s like a favorite book and you just catch yourself clicking to a random chapter on it because it’s so good it’s comforting to reread it
ANONYMOUS PLAY TIME! (or not, up to you)
Send me one of these and I’ll answer.
- HYE have you ever?
- FMK fuck marry kill (with three names)
- KHC kiss hug cuddle (with three names)
- AMA ask me anything
- HON hot or not?
- WWY well would you?
- WYR would you rather?
- TOD truth or dare?
- SMW ship me with? (send me ships)
- TOT this or that?
- WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify)
ALTHOUGH I HAVE A SERIOUS BONE TO PICK
KILI SHOWED UP LIKE FIVE TIMES
AND FILI WAS AGAIN RELEGATED TO THE GROUP SHOT ONLY
AND I REALISE YOU WANNA MARKET YOUR HOT DWARF BUT THE SAME FATE AWAITS THEM BOTH AND YOU ARE SIDELINING
THE HEIR TO THE THRONE
whY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS WB