How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.
How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”
u wanna fucking go
You know how they say that there’s at least several copies of a person within the world. I seriously found the Chris Pratt look-alike and he actually texted me back after I gave him my number at a wedding. I showed sykoward and musicalfanforever a picture of him and they thought that he was Pratt. Really hoping something actually happens here.
Tonight is operation get phone number to Chris Pratt look-alike.
Got my number to the Chris Pratt look-alike so we shall see what happens.
violins I: we're the superstars fuck everyone else its all about us
violins II: why do we always get the boring parts
flutes: we're so lonely
piccolo: lol fk your ears
french horns: and im not even french hONHONHON BAGUETTE
oboes: IM SORRY I TUNED BEFORE I SWEar
violas: evERYONE ALWAYS FKUCING FRORGETS ABOUT US
trumpets: wats 'p'
trombones: wats quiet
cellos: im either boring af or exciting af and there is no in between
bassoons: im so posh but i really just honk like a truck
timpani: EVERYONE LOVES ME BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM
bass clarinet: lol where am i
tuba: *waits for a wagner piece to do something exciting*
harp: im just a more sophisticated piano
piano: FUCK YOU HARP I GET CONCERTOS WRITTEN FOR ME SCREW EVERYTHING WHO NEEDS AN ORCHESTRA WHEN YOU CAN PLAY EVERYTHING ON ME IM THE STAR OF EVERYTIHNG
english horn: im literally only useful for dvorak's 9th like what am even i doing here
basses: semibreves, tied to a semibreve, tied to a minim, tied to a crotchet, oh wait a quaver wow exciting ok back to semibreves
cornets: trumpet wannabe
cymbals: BOOM CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH IM SRO HAPYP CRASH CRAHS
xylophones: am i meant to be here?
bass drum: MY TIME TO SHINE FUCK YOU ALL
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead